ryone

Sorry—this is where I *should* list my tech passions and strongest stacks, but I’m a slightly un‑serious engineer, so… nothing here. Appreciate you stopping by anyway.

Side gigs? I’m always game—*if* the pay’s on point. If I name a number first I end up looking like the villain, so hit me with your offer. I’m chill: buy me some legit yakiniku and we’re square.

(Geeks write their bios like this, right?)